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RX NO. 001  ·  THE DIAGNOSIS

You built the life.
Your body can't hold it.

Rebel & Recalibrate is a private 24-week, one-to-one recalibration of your nervous system, identity and capacity, for women who've realised the life they worked so hard to create isn't necessarily the life they want to keep living.

★★★★★ 5.00 out of 5, currently by application only

The business. The family. The version of success that looks right from the outside.

And yet, you wake up tired before the day has even started. Your brain won't switch off. Decisions feel heavier than they should. You're holding it all together. But only just.

Every ceiling in your life, your health, your business, your relationships, your sense of what's actually possible for you, comes from the same place.

Your nervous system.

  • Not your mindset.
  • Not your strategy.
  • Not your work ethic.

Because if your nervous system is still running on programming installed before you were old enough to question it, it doesn't matter how much you achieve or how much you push. You will still feel like you're managing your life instead of living it.

You've tried the tools, the strategies, the breathwork, the self-development, and they've helped, to a point. But they've never touched the thing that's actually running the show, because that thing was installed before you even had a choice.

Half of what you're carrying was never yours to begin with.

RX NO. 002  ·  THE PRESCRIPTION
Phase One

First, we rebel.

We go after the conditioning. The patterns you've mistaken for personality. The limits you've learned to live within. The internal ceiling you've stopped questioning.

We find them. We break them. We dismantle them properly.

Phase Two

Then, we recalibrate.

We rebuild from your nervous system up, using a combination of holistic medicine, somatic practice, NLP and deeper energetic work.

Not a template. Not a generic plan. Not something recycled from another client. This is yours, because your nervous system is not generic, and neither is the life you're trying to hold.


RX NO. 003  ·  WHAT ACTUALLY CHANGES

Not in theory. Not over time. Actually.

Constant bracingA body you trust instead of manage
Decision fatigueDecisions made without spiralling
Waking up in dreadWaking up with energy
Performing your lifeLiving it
RX NO. 004  ·  WHAT'S INCLUDED

Everything is built around you and your cosmic DNA.

Natal chart. Human Design. Numerology. No off-the-shelf anything.

01

6 x deep-dive 1:1 recalibration sessions

The architecture of the work, built session by session around what your system actually needs.

02

A fully bespoke recalibration plan that evolves with you

Nothing recycled. Nothing generic. Adjusted as you change.

03

Monthly personalised NLP recordings

Made for your specific patterns, not a general library.

04

Targeted remedies & supplements, delivered to your door

Everything included. Nothing else to buy separately.

05

Ongoing support & direct access between sessions

You are not left to hold this alone between calls.

06

Somatic, energetic & practical integration tools

So the change lives in your body, not just in a session note.


RX NO. 005  ·  IS THIS YOU?
  • You've built a life that looks successful, but doesn't feel sustainable.
  • You're high-functioning and quietly exhausted.
  • You know you're capable of more, but something isn't clicking.
  • Your body has been trying to get your attention for years, and you're finally ready to do something different.
RX NO. 006  ·  THE INVESTMENT

Rebel & Recalibrate is by application only.

This work goes deeper than most programmes are built to hold, and it only works when it's the right fit on both sides. That's why there's no instant checkout here. You apply, I read every word myself, and if I believe I'm genuinely the right person to stand beside you, you'll be invited to a private Recalibration Call before either of us decides anything.

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£1,167/mo
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12 Month Plan
£625/mo
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Full programme, payment terms and agreement are always confirmed with you personally before anything is committed to.


"Honestly this is the best healing I've ever gotten, that's not an exaggeration. Not just the big problems were looked at, even the little niggly things that bothered me for years were fully cured. I saw physical real results in the first few weeks. Six months of deep work, personalised to me, finding the root causes, not just patching up my symptoms."
Lexi Walton  ·  Verified Client, Rebel & Recalibrate
RX NO. 007  ·  THE APPLICATION

This isn't an application to prove you're worthy of being here.

It's simply a way for me to understand where you are, what you're ready to change, and whether I genuinely believe I'm the right person to stand beside you while you do it.

"Imagine it's 24 weeks from now, and working together has been one of the best decisions you've made. What's different?"

1

Complete the application

About 10 minutes. Honest answers, not polished ones.

2

Hannah reads it personally

Every application is read by me, not a team, not a bot.

3

You're invited to a call

If it's a fit, you'll receive an invitation to a private Recalibration Call.

Apply for Rebel & Recalibrate

Completing this application doesn't guarantee a place. It isn't a sales ambush. It's a conversation about where you are, where you want to go, and whether spending the next 24 weeks together makes sense for both of us.

Frequently asked questions

Is this coaching or therapy?

Neither. It's a complete nervous system and identity recalibration using homoeopathy, naturopathy, NLP, somatic practice and metaphysical science. There is nothing else like it on the market. It also isn't a substitute for medical, psychological, legal or financial professional services.

Do I need to buy supplements separately?

No. Everything is included and delivered to your door monthly.

What if I fall behind?

You can't. The plan adapts to you, and support continues throughout.

Can I get a refund?

No. Due to the deeply personalised nature of this work, all payments are binding.

What if the investment isn't possible for me right now?

Say so on the application. Where appropriate, you'll be told about a lower-investment way to continue this work.

How do I know I'm ready?

If you're tired of surviving on grit and you want your nervous system to finally match the life you've built, you're ready.


RX NO. 008  ·  NOT QUITE HERE YET?

Rebel & Recalibrate isn't always where people start.

If a 24-week, one-to-one container is more than you're ready for right now, here's where else you can begin. All roads inside The Strange Apothecary lead back to the same nervous system, just held at a different depth.

Start here if you're stabilising

The Sacred Shitshow® Membership

£22 / month

Nervous system support for when life is a full-blown mess. Daily reset prompts, monthly tarot, live healing circles and a community that gets it. This is where regulation begins.

Start here for group depth

The Sacred Portal

From £60 / month, 6 months

A six-month, group-based nervous system initiation across Body, Mind, Frequency, Soul & Spirit. Slower and more relational than 1:1 work, built for expansion without leaving yourself behind.

Start here for a taste of the method

The Regulated Oracle® Reading

£147

A nervous system-led tarot reading, for when you can't think straight and need real clarity, not more noise. No prediction, no dependency, just a grounded next step.

RX NO. 009  ·  FOR THOSE ALREADY BUILDING
RUNE  ·  Regulated Understanding for Nervous-system Entrepreneurship

Already done the healing work? RUNE is what comes after.

Rebel & Recalibrate rebuilds your nervous system. RUNE is where entrepreneurs who've done that work take it into scale. It's the calibration layer inside The Inner Circle, built for expansion-stage founders whose growth is starting to outpace their capacity to hold it.

This isn't stabilisation and it isn't performance coaching. It's precision decision calibration for leaders who refuse to become the bottleneck in their own business.

£149/mo
Founding Expansion Rate
  • Bi-weekly calibration sessions
  • Applied, not theoretical
  • Session archive included
Explore The Inner Circle

RX NO. 010  ·  A NOTE FROM ME

I didn't learn this from a course. I built it because nothing else went deep enough, and I refused to stay at the level that was failing me.

I am making room in my life for the higher version of me to be present with me in this lifetime. That is what Rebel & Recalibrate does. Not fix you, not optimise you, and not turn you into a different person. It makes room for the version of you that has always been there, waiting for you to stop abandoning her long enough to finally come home.

Your application has landed the moment you submit it. I'll read it properly and decide, honestly, whether I believe this could genuinely support what you're trying to create.

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