The Sacred Shitshow® Membership
£22.00 / month
🌈💩 Welcome to The Sacred Shitshow Membership® – where nervous system healing meets unfiltered magic. 💩🌈
This isn’t just self-discovery, it’s a full-body exhale. Each month delivers real tools, sacred rituals, and a community that gets the chaos. No fluff, just grounded growth, soulful support, and permission to show up exactly as you are, messy, magical, and done pretending. 🧚♀️🌿
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💩✨ Welcome to The Sacred Shitshow® Membership ✨💩
This is nervous system support for when life is a full-blown mess and you’re done pretending otherwise.
The Sacred Shitshow® isn’t just a membership. It’s a regulated rebellion.
If you’ve ever felt like your nervous system is fried, your soul’s screaming for space, and your body’s just trying to make it to bedtime, you’re in the right place.
What’s Inside The Sacred Shitshow®:
- 🧠 Daily Nervous System Reset Quests
Quick, powerful prompts to get you back in your body, even when the chaos is real. - 💫 Monthly Tarot Readings
Tune into the magic and get clarity for your month ahead, no woo-woo fluff necessary. - 🌿 The Monthly Dose
Deep dive into a featured supplement from The Strange Apothecary and how it supports your nervous system. - 🌀 Live Healing Circles (aka Shitshows)
AKA Enchanted Healing Circles, but now with more realness, ritual, and raw healing. - ⚠️ OH SHIT Thread
Your emergency nervous system first aid. Say “I’m spiralling” and let the magic of co-regulation do its thing. - 🧚 The Shitshow Lounge
A community chat where you can be messy, magical, regulated or unravelling. All of you are welcome. - 📰 The Regular’s Digest
A juicy deep dive article each month exploring a new nervous system regulation theme (without the clinical snooze-fest).
🎁 The Sacred Shitshow® Membership Price: Just £22/month
No trial or fluff. No hiding the sh*t.
Just full access to nervous system gold, community support, and a sacred space that gets it.
🌱 Bonus Magic:
Every month you’re a member, we plant a tree in our Ecologi forest.
Regulate your nervous system and help the planet heal. Now that’s sacred sustainability. 🌍💚
🧘♀️ Who’s The Sacred Shitshow® For?
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The ones who’ve tried all the tools, but still feel burnt out
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The sacred rebels who crave depth, safety, and a space to be real
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The chronically over-functioning folk who are ready to finally soften
Join the The Sacred Shitshow® Now
It’s time to stop self-soothing your way into silence and start healing in a way that actually works.
Click below and step into the most supportive mess you’ve ever been a part of.
Want to sign up your whole team? Click here for group pricing.
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Browse our free resources here.
Kat Scott –
Joining The Sacred Shitshow has genuinely changed my life. Living with chronic pain and fatigue can be isolating, but this space keeps me grounded, supported, and connected. The daily prompts, tarot pulls, and healing sessions have become my monthly reset, helping me release what I don’t need and lean into calm again.
The real magic, though, is the community. The SOS Lounge has saved me from spiralling more than once, and the friendships I’ve made there feel like family. It’s not just self-care; it’s soul-care, a safe space that’s helped me heal, grow, and find confidence again. 💜
Louise-kathleen –
Joining the Sacred shitshow has really helped me with so many aspects of my life. I care for 2 daughters with l8fe limiting conditions one complex, alongside that I home educate and care for my parents too. As you can imagine life gets hectic and sometimes I run in fight or flight mode. Being a part of this community keeps me grounded, im supported and held . The daily Prompts help me to journal which in turn helps me with my anxiety etc. The support from the community is incredible and the friendships ive made have turned into family . Its helping me find me again and not just mummy and carer. Its also helping me take control back of my life.
Kerry Irrera (verified owner) –
The Sacred Shitshow has literally helped me keep my shit together. Every month there is so much content available but the best parts for me is the monthly live healing and having that lifeline when I’m spiralling or feeling deregulated. I have been a member for probably nearly a year and I just love it, it has helped me in so many ways.
Kirsty Carr –
I joined a few weeks ago and it’s the first community of it’s kind I have been in, I love it! The daily prompts, monthly tarot, the lounge where you can just hang out and chat, and the SOS button which I have used and received the warmest support. It feels good to be around people who genuinely want what’s best for you.
samii (verified owner) –
i love this beautiful space, it allows me to feel less alone in this crazy life, theres a tribe of people all supporting one another with no judgement just love!
ive had a tough few weeks and ive felt held, loved & valued in my moments of darkness.
I joined the healing session anx came away feeling lighter, calmer and slept for 7hours unbroken which i haven’t done for 13years!
The Daily prompts keep me grounded and remind me ive got this thing we call life in the bag no matter how bumpy the road gets cos these beautiful humans have got me!