The Sacred Shitshow ™️ Membership
£22.00 / month
🌈💩 Welcome to The Sacred Shitshow Membership ™️ – where nervous system healing meets unfiltered magic. 💩🌈
This isn’t just self-discovery, it’s a full-body exhale. Each month delivers real tools, sacred rituals, and a community that gets the chaos. No fluff, just grounded growth, soulful support, and permission to show up exactly as you are, messy, magical, and done pretending. 🧚♀️🌿
Description
💩✨ Welcome to The Sacred Shitshow™️ Membership ✨💩
This is nervous system support for when life is a full-blown mess and you’re done pretending otherwise.
The Sacred Shitshow ™️ isn’t just a membership. It’s a regulated rebellion.
If you’ve ever felt like your nervous system is fried, your soul’s screaming for space, and your body’s just trying to make it to bedtime, you’re in the right place.
What’s Inside The Sacred Shitshow ™️:
- 🧠 Daily Nervous System Reset Quests
Quick, powerful prompts to get you back in your body, even when the chaos is real. - 💫 Monthly Tarot Readings
Tune into the magic and get clarity for your month ahead, no woo-woo fluff necessary. - 🌿 The Monthly Dose
Deep dive into a featured supplement from The Strange Apothecary and how it supports your nervous system. - 🌀 Live Healing Circles (aka Shitshows)
AKA Enchanted Healing Circles, but now with more realness, ritual, and raw healing. - ⚠️ OH SHIT Thread
Your emergency nervous system first aid. Say “I’m spiralling” and let the magic of co-regulation do its thing. - 🧚 The Shitshow Lounge
A community chat where you can be messy, magical, regulated or unravelling. All of you are welcome. - 📰 The Regular’s Digest
A juicy deep dive article each month exploring a new nervous system regulation theme (without the clinical snooze-fest).
🎁 The Sacred Shitshow ™️ Membership Price: Just £22/month
No trial or fluff. No hiding the sh*t.
Just full access to nervous system gold, community support, and a sacred space that gets it.
🌱 Bonus Magic:
Every month you’re a member, we plant a tree in our Ecologi forest.
Regulate your nervous system and help the planet heal. Now that’s sacred sustainability. 🌍💚
🧘♀️ Who’s The Sacred Shitshow ™️ For?
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The ones who’ve tried all the tools, but still feel burnt out
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The sacred rebels who crave depth, safety, and a space to be real
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The chronically over-functioning folk who are ready to finally soften
Join the The Sacred Shitshow ™️ Now
It’s time to stop self-soothing your way into silence and start healing in a way that actually works.
Click below and step into the most supportive mess you’ve ever been a part of.
Join our free community here.
Browse our free resources here.
Susie Antara (verified owner) –
Having been introduced to The Strange Apothecary, I loved what I saw in terms of Mission Vision and Values which aligned with mine. I chose to try the products and join The Sacred Forest Membership. I have to say from the products and free offerings that you can find here there is a plethora of amazing products for all aspects of wellbeing and the support you get from being an affiliate is second to none. I highly recommend this beautiful sacred space.