The Sacred Shitshow® Squad Access

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💩✨ Welcome to The Sacred Shitshow® Squad Access ✨💩

Daily Nervous System Support for Your Team – Delivered Straight to WhatsApp from The Sacred Shitshow®

Your employees don’t need another HR webinar. They need real-time, science-backed nervous system support that actually fits into their day. Welcome to The Sacred Shitshow® – Squad Access.

💼 What This Is:

The Sacred Shitshow® is a WhatsApp-based membership designed to regulate the nervous system, build resilience, and support healing in real time. Produced by the 13x award-winning brand The Strange Apothecary.

Now, for the first time, we’re offering Squad Access, a way for small, soulful teams to experience this powerful daily regulation experience together, at a discounted rate.

🔎 Why It Works:

Your staff already use WhatsApp multiple times a day. We meet them where they’re at, with:

• Daily nervous system reset prompts
• Real-time regulation tips and emotional support
• A no-pressure, no-fluff zone that fosters well-being and productivity
• Monthly live healing sessions
• Optional “OH SHIT” emergency thread for co-regulation

Employees feel better. Perform better. Stay longer.

🎯 Outcomes for Your Business:

• Reduced burnout and absenteeism
• Boosted morale and productivity
• Better emotional regulation across the board
• A proactive approach to wellbeing (not just reactive support)

📦 What Your Squad Gets:

✅ Access to our private Sacred Shitshow WhatsApp community
✅ Daily nervous system regulation prompts (Mon–Fri)
✅ Monthly live healing session
✅ “OH SHIT” emergency support thread for real-time dysregulation moments
✅ Ongoing group support, laughter, and a dose of daily sanity

💸 Squad Access Pricing:

🎯 Normally £22/month per person
🚀 Squad Rate: £15/month per person (minimum 5 spaces)

Limited Squad Access spaces available while we expand, be one of the founding teams bringing real-time healing into the workplace.

🔗 Questions? Email contact@strangeapothecary.co.uk or message us directly on WhatsApp.

🏆 You’re in Safe Hands:

• 13x Award-Winning Holistic Health Brand
• Run by a Doctor of Metaphysical Sciences & Nervous System Specialist
• Trusted by thousands, loved by those who don’t do fluffy wellness

Let’s co-regulate your workplace, one sacred message at a time. 💥

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